![]() Paul: Wait - this isn't what normally happens. Paul: No time, Desmond! I've gotta go water the ocean! Sexy Shrimp FootballDesmond: It's Dick and Jane, not Vagina and Jane! Pirate/Casting Director: Very soon we all shall laugh // As molten rock consumes giraffe. Pirate: We'll dress you as a paper lamp and have you dance in the background of every major motion picture coming out next summer. Pirate: A kid like you belongs in the movies! Pirate: You got talent, kid, but you'll never make it in the gum business. Ice Cube 2: Well, I'm going to move to Dublin and sell gum. Ice Cube 1: I mean, if I sent photos to my grandma, would they be cute baby pictures, or porn? Ice Cube 1: Or would the resulting ice be our offspring? Is that how we reproduce? Ice Cube 1: If we melted, and the resulting pool of water froze into a single unit, would that be, like, eternal sex? Mountain Time 276Ice Cube 2: I'd have sex with you if I weren't afraid the resulting friction would melt us, being ice cubes as we are. Panda (thinking): My prefrontal cortex isn't going to disconnect itself, people! Paul: Also, it's unusually easy to see exactly where this field ends. There're already enough Springfields in the world. Minnow Girl: Welcome to the paradisiacal, never-ending field of hot shampoo springs we minnow-wearers call "Greenville." Minnow Girl: Well met, fellow minnow-wearer. Paul: Well, I'll take your fashion advice regardless. ![]() Paul: Weren't you a boat just a second ago? Up To The SunDog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!īurrito Squid: Hey Paul! Don't lobotomize that panda! Tie a minnow to your hair! a waffle with macadamia nuts and toasted coconut!Įthereal Shark: You have done well, Norlannon.Īlt: You can lead a horse to water to good people. Norlannon: Hold on - I've almost solved a grand question: Why do bad things happen, but you can't make them drink? Woman: Hey! This is just waffles with blackberries and whipped cream!ĭwarf 2: She doesn't like the Waffles a la Escape the Crypt, wink wink?ĭwarf 4: Hey boss, we've got a problem with. Stephen Foster in GothenburgWoman: How do I get out of this crypt? It's like it goes on forever!ĭwarf 3: Today's special is Waffles a la Escape the Crypt, wink wink. ( searching 704 episodes of Mountain Time!)
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